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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

August 27th / 339,138 notes

eyesopenwide:

Why does this make me feel so uncomfortable? I would never decide which one to use. Do. Not. Like.

elliegalaxies:

I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.

THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD

yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa

August 27th / 305,387 notes

"The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for."
-Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First  (via u-rg-e)

August 27th / 232,358 notes

solisseblog:

IG: bxzzz

vethox:

i’m fluent in talking shit

August 27th / 6,068 notes

sazquatch:

peetababy:

I literally have no self control when I’m reading books I’ll skip like 6 paragraphs and read the dialogue and then feel bad and go back and read the paragraphs it’s a vicious cycle

For once this is like one of those ‘genuine relateable’ posts that I am shocked by like I 100% did not know this was a thing people did, a thing 118,000 people did.

August 27th / 179,648 notes

spookymarius:

listening to covers is all well and good until u realise the singer changed the pronouns to pull a musical no homo

August 27th / 196,313 notes